Born in-a coal pit in Ken-tu-cky,
Looked like a turtle, or a manatee,
Stops legislation, he guarantee,
To help all his pals in the hire-ar-chy.
Moscow, Moscow Mitch; the man who just don't care.
He served in Congress a big ol’ spell,
Froze up the Gov’ment, an’ laws as well.
Took over Washington, we hear tell.
An’ tore a big crack in the Liberty Bell.
Moscow, Moscow Mitch; seein’ his duty clear.
Loves the NRA, so I am tol’,
They bought his seat, n’ he sold his soul.
He buries laws, till they get cold,
No votes for health, nor guns controlled.
Moscow, Moscow Mitch; keepin’ us all in fear.
Works for his self, not you an’ me,
Brought a metal plant to Ken-tu-ckey.
He always treads where fools rush in,
Liftin' sanctions for thugs, Russian.
Moscow, Moscow Mitch; loyal to Trump, he swear.
Maimed the F. E. C., as you can see,
Crippled vote protection, for you and me.
Yes, gerrymanderin’ is the only way,
Trumplicans get elected, in the U.S. of A.
Moscow, Moscow Mitch; the man you must beware.
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